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An anxious husband called the hospital helpdesk to ask about his wife who

was pregnant.





Accidentally, he called the cricket stadium.





He asked, "How are things?"





He died after hearing this reply: "Fine!! Three are out, we hope to have the

remaining seven out by lunch. And the last one out was a duck."
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 Whos the most daring person in this world?????????
One who has loose motion but still he takes the risk of farting!!!!

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Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

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wot wd be the name of the person who can shake the moon???










chandrashekar

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Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote – THUNK

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"CONNECTING PEOPLE (Peepal)

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friend's last words.


It is "U R STANDNG ON Da OXYGEN TUBE!"

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Baap of all PJ s...





One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.

Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.

Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole


Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse,


"Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?"





Mickey Mouse cannot.





Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what


was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"





Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.





Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse

goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the

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TWO PIZZAS BUMP INTO EACH OTHER ON A NARROW BRIDGE....BOTH R IN A HURRY TO GO TO THEIR OPPOSITE SIDES....SO WHAT DID 1 PIZZA SAY TO THE OTHER....









PIZZA 'HUT'

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whi is the fruit, which if lies down, turns into non-veg.
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A. Mango. when it lies down, it is called 'aam-late'

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Ek aadmi doodh peete peete mar gaya ?
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Kyunki bhains neeche bait gayi !!!
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Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe de de Thakur!!!!



Thakur : le le kutte, par tere pass toh pehle se hi do haath hain,



Ab kya SheraWali Maata Banega!!!!!!

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ADoctor's secretary called an old farmer and said: "Your check came back."

The old man replied, "So did my arthritis!"

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why is 10 (ten) afraid of 7 (seven)
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