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Can u control your Laughter!!!

Hello Friends..................................  In TN, well Known Person, Mr Jeppiaar, Chairman of Self Financing Engg Colleges Association, who always speaks in English...Sathyabama college Students have Collected & published the Book Jeppiaar's Spoken English... Njoy ...........with his..............English.............. Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr. Jeppiar. The stalwart talks to his students: # At the ground: ----------------- All of you stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon. The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here). # To a boy, angrily: --------------------- I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk? # While punishing students: ----------------------- You, rotate the ground four times... You, go and understand the tree... You three of you stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?) # Sir at his best: -------...

A Touching Life Story

A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning  of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and  told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful   wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible. Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you give  me  a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very o...

Three Things

Everyone wants success. Some people spend their every waking moment pursuing it, to the detriment of all else. For others, attaining success seems impossible. They conclude that it is destined for a select few. The rest of us are to remain “content with such things as we have”. Having it all is not “in our stars”. However, the above assumptions couldn’t be further from the truth. When you strive for success with the wrong assumptions, you will never reach it. It’s like travelling somewhere with the wrong map. Zig Ziglar says that, “Success is a process, not an event,” “a journey, not a destination.” Jim Rohn describes it as “…a condition that must be attracted not pursued.” Do you see the pattern? “…a process, not an event.” “…a journey, not a destination.” “…a condition that must be attracted not pursued.” You can’t hurry success, catch it, or find it by chance. You can’t inherit it, gate-crash on it, or take it from some one else. Success is something you must work hard ...

Wisdom & Knowledge

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A long time ago in China, a metal worker fashioned a mirror for the first time ever. Looking at his reflection in the mirror, this man said: Oh, my God! My father has descended from heavens.   On seeing her husband talking to himself, his wife peeped into the mirror. She saw her own face and screamed: why are you talking to another woman?   The husband replied:  I  was not talking to a woman, I  was talking to my father !   His wife was furious.  She shouted:  Not only are you talking with other woman behind my back,  but you are also lying about it.  You must be having an affair !   A  preacher, who was passing by, heard the noise, stopped and looked at the mirror which started the quarrel.  On looking at the mirror he was shocked. He shouted with fury:  I  am the only preacher in this area.  Where did this monk come from ?   He flung the mirror on the ground and it broke into many pieces.   If he was a wise man, this would not have happened.   What is wisdom ?   Wisd...

Encouraging, isn't it?!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted-One moment would you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You ow...
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20 Things to Always remember And one thing Never to forget       Your presence is a present to the world   You're unique and one of a kind Your life can be what you want it to be Take the days just one at a time Count your blessings, not your troubles You'll make it through   whatever comes along   Within you are so many answers   Understand, have courage, be strong   Don't put limits on yourself So many dreams are waiting to be realised   Decisions are too important to leave to chance   Reach for your peak, your goals, your prize   Nothing wastes more energy than worrying   The longer one carries a problem the heavier it gets Don't take things too seriously   Live a life of serenity   not a life of regrets   Realise that it's never too late   Do ordinary things in an extra ordinary ways   Have health and hope and happiness   Take the time to wish upon a star   And don't ever ...

UNSELFISH WORK

This world is not for cowards .Donot try to fly look not for success or failure join yourselves to the perfectly unselfish will and work on. Know that the mind which is born to succed joins itself to a determine will and persevers you have the right to work,but donot look for results. work incessently,but see something behind the work.Even the good deeds can find a man in great bondage.Therefore be not bound by good deeds or by desire for name and fame .Those who know this secret pass beyond this round of birth and death and become immortal.........                                              by swami vivekananda